Lori: Frank, this is my Finn, Dorsal.
Dorsal, this is Frank.
Frank: Good to meet you.
Dorsal: Same here.
Fictional Encounter #2
Lori: Gil, these are my friends Dorsal &
Frank.
Gil (to Dorsal): Haven't we met before?
(Calypso music begins playing in the
background.)
Real Encounter #1
Professor: I can't accept this paper.
Student: Why?
Professor: Because it was plagiarized.
Student: Well, what are my options?
Professor: Uh, not to plagiarize.
...and I will love you . . . (whispered)
forever....